A cool email a friend sent me.............................
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity,here are some actual label instructionson consumer goods.
1-On a Sears hairdryer: *Do not use while sleeping.* ( and that's the onlytimeI have to work on my hair).
2-On a bag of Fritos: ..*You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details**inside.* (the shoplifter special)?
3-On a bar of Dial soap: *"Directions: Use like regular soap." *(and thatwouldbe how???....)
4-On some Swanson frozen dinners:*"Serving suggestion: Defrost." *(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
5-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): *"Do not turn upside down." *(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
6-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding*:"Product will be hot after heating."*(...and you thought????...)
7-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: *"Do not iron clothes on body." *(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
8-On Nytol Sleep Aid: *"Warning: May cause drowsiness." *(and...I'm taking this because???....)
9-On most brands of Christmas lights: *"For indoor or outdoor use only." *(as opposed to...what)?
10-On a Japanese food processor: *"Not to be used for the other use." *(now,somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
11-On Sunsbury's peanuts: *"Warning: contains nuts."*(talk about a news flash)
12-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: *"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." *(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
13-On a child's superman costume: *"Wearing of this garment does not enable you**to fly." *(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)